BREAKING NEWS!!!

Phoenix Coyotes captain Shane Doan will not be in the lineup for Game 4 against Detroit. Injured after falling over Jimmy Howard during the middle stanza and crashing into the boards. Ex-Norfolk Admiral Vernon Fiddler will take his spot in the lineup. You've come a long way Vern. If memory serves me correctly he joined the Admirals on a professional tryout contract. Vernon Fiddler....."just living the dream".